when I said he was a hurricane.I was uploading pictures to my computer and when I looked down at He Who Was Happily Playing at my Feet this is what I found. To my credit, he wasn't sitting where he is in the picture while making the mess-- his head was right below the chair so his body was pretty much blocking the whole area on the rug where the lotion was being rubbed in. I know that's not a very good excuse, but it's the best I've got. Also, he isn't crying because I had just yelled at/beaten him, I promise. He's mad because I had picked him up to take him to the bathtub and then thought to get my camera and take a picture so I sat him back down. He wanted a bath and he wanted one NOW.