Because it was comical...

1. My rock star name (first pet and current car): Beau Maxima
2. My gangsta name (fave ice cream flave and favorite cookie): Starlight Mint Sugar
3. My “fly guy/girl” name (first initial of first name and first three letters of last name): E Twe (maiden name because it was way cooler)
4. My detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Blue Dolphin
5. My soap opera name (middle name and city where you were born): Carmen SLC
6. My Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name): Tweli (again, maiden... 3 consonants in a row are not helpful in making cool names apparently)
7. My superhero name (2nd fave color and favorite drink with “The” in front): The Green Ice Water
8. My Nascar name (first names of your grandfathers): Alvin David LaMar
9. My stripper/p-nog star name (name of your fave perfume/cologne and your favorite candy): Cool Water Twix
10. My witness-protection name (mother’s and father’s middle names): Lynn LaMar

I hereby declare that I shall heretofore be referred to as Cool Water Twix. Thank you.